Dave Chappelle joked about visiting Diddy’s home and lacking his “chance” with Cassie, turning scandal into punchlines.

Dave Chappelle turned headlines about Sean “Diddy” Combs and Cassie Ventura into comedy gas throughout his new Netflix particular Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable… telling a crowd he as soon as frolicked at Combs’ Los Angeles house and had no clue what was actually occurring behind the scenes.

“I’ve been to Puffy’s house,” he mentioned. “No, I didn’t see none of the stuff they said in that trial. I walked to that n####’s living room, house is clean… perfectly normal evening.”

Chappelle informed the story with a mixture of simple honesty and ridiculous hindsight, establishing a punchline about missed alternative.

“He goes, ‘So Dave, what are you into?’ You know me, I was like, ‘I don’t know, n####, books, video games.’ I didn’t know that was my big chance to f### Cassie.”

Chappelle shifted gears to the fallout from the viral lodge video displaying Combs attacking Ventur, the clip that resurfaced after federal expenses hit.

“God bless her. I’m not making light of her, the way she went through was terrible,” he mentioned.

He reminded the viewers that Combs wasn’t on trial for that assault, and that Ventura’s civil lawsuit, filed in November 2023, was settled virtually instantly.

Diddy/”>The payout quantity was by no means disclosed, although Chappelle referenced the trade rumor mill:

“He paid her $35 million, is what I heard. Which doesn’t make it right, but I mean, come on, n####. I do know n##### that have fought Floyd Mayweather for less money than that. And them n##### had to fight for 36 minutes,” Chappelle mentioned.

Then got here the intestine punch: “Cassie is a gangster. She did something that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. She had to testify about her sex life. Boy, that’s tough.”

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